One thirty in the afternoon. Two hours of sleep. Five days in counting. We were driving cross country, starting from the Capital of the United States and ending in the City of Angels. From sea to shining sea. Career-wise, I was prepared for the transition. Culture-wise, I had no idea what to expect.
On the East Coast, where we wear Ann Taylor and Brooks Brothers, our celebrities are politicians, and we spend more hours in front of a computer than on a beach, LA seems to exist as its own entity, separate from the rest of the world. Those outside of this domain view Los Angeles as pure glitz and glamour. And why wouldn’t we? We’re bombarded with programs like The Hills, Entourage, Laguna Beach, The OC, The Girls Next Door, Dr. 90210, and Sunset Tan, that hyperbolize life in Los Angeles this way. The shows, the tabloids, the infotainment, and the blogs, all paint the same idolized picture. In the belly of the beast, money is superfluous and disposable, perfection isn’t inherent but easily acquired, and rules, laws, and social norms are rarely enforced. Everyone is glitzy. Everyone is glamorous. It’s no wonder that my first impression of Los Angeles was as superficial as the people I believed to live there.
We hit the border of Nevada and California, and in a few hours we were in LA. After close calls with some aggressive drivers, presumed to be worse that any Northeastern driver I’d ever encountered, traffic came to a halt on the “freeway,” not “highway.” For an hour. Welcome to the sprawling metropolis where rush hour is every hour. I pulled onto the street which would soon become my new address. I moved into my apartment. I went shopping at Target and Trader Joe’s. I drove out to Malibu in a rented Uhaul to pick up my bed. I drove through Little Armenia, Thai Town, Korea Town, Compton, Inglewood, Beverly Hills, Hollywood. It didn’t take long to correct my earlier misjudgments.
On a deeper level I knew all along that there were different economic and social classes, communities, and people in Los Angeles. I knew that the beautiful city of sun and palm is the same city of crime and poverty. The city of fame and fortune is the same city of struggling artists and immigrants. I knew that the city of angels might just be the city of demons.
My first impression of LA was the Hollywood version, the cinematic version. Maybe it was more exciting that way. The superficiality, the bottled-blondes, perfect tans, chiseled abs, bling bling, BMWs, Porsches, Mercedes, Prada, Fendi, Gucci, airbrushed makeup, miniature dogs, idiotic catchphrases, lies, deceit and rumors, adopted babies, million dollar contracts, reduced jail sentences, promiscuity, instant fame, Scientologists, liposuctions, Botox injections, and nose jobs— they’re all still there. So is the other 90% of Los Angeles.